Friday, July 22, 2011
Have fun driving your new Scion TC on the sun!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
That's just like your opinion man!

Friday, July 15, 2011
The Rise and Fall of Charlie Stardust and the Goddesses from Mars.
Not to beat a dead horse, but the subject of this week’s Taco or Bust is Charlie Sheen!
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Then he created two and a half men and scores of floozies for Charlie sheen to nail. This is a longshh…. Err well never mind it’s not that far off. But the original image of Charlie Sheen sure is. In Sheens career he started out as a generic action movie other guy. You know, he had a gun, no sleeves and a handful of lines. He progressed up into co-starring roles and did Major League, despite being a Reds fan. He also voice acted a talking dog which is pretty boss, and of course no one can forget his role in Wall street, simple brilliant! Then he settled into his own sitcom and bit roles in crappy comedy movies.
What’s the best part about all of this? He did most of it while doing a bejesus (technical term) load of Cocaine! The public image of Charlie Sheen was that of an actor, but for years he struggled with drug addiction. The man OD’d in ’98 and never really slowed down. Now he’s touring the country in a lovely train wreak we call Winning.
The rise of the Sheen was a simple traditional one. Similar to Schwarzenegger he was an action star who worked his way up. He typically played a protagonist and was loved by fans worldwide. His role in Wall Street was memorable and one of his finest and it really put him on the map. In the ‘90’s he started doing B action movies and kid’s movies. Then in ’98 the drugs kicked in and he went to the one thing you can always do, especially when high, comedies. He was in Scary Movie 3 and 4, and we all know they sucked after 1 and 2. Two and a Half Men though, it’s actually a decent show. Seriously have a couple drinks and watch it. I mean it has been up for golden globes.
The decline of Charlie Sheen really kicked off in 2009. We all know about his Christmas assault on his wife that ended up in court. He ended up in rehab, on probation and on the verge of the greatest train wreak since Brittany Spears! In early 2011, Sheen began mocking people in interviews and saying all manner of retarded shit. “Come at me Bro!” ”Winning!” “I’m and F-18 Bro!” “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total, bitchin’ rock star from Mars.” ßMy Favorite, It’s a David Bowie reference. ^_^ Those quotes are available on t-shirts and are featured on http://livethesheendream.com amongst others; many, many others.
Sheen then went on a, what I believe to be, drug fueled tour of the US. He started in Detroit and got booed off stage. After weeks in the limelight for going completely bat shit insane, Sheen finally completely fell into reclusion. I believe he’s still touring, but he hasn’t been in the news lately.
The thing that really fueled the Sheen craze was twitter. @charliesheen had the fastest growing following of any twitter account, ever. He used this to launch his insane platform. March 1st, Charlie first tweeted a pic of him and one of his Goddesses, and he was off.
In my opinion, Charlie Sheen probably would still be a celebrity if there weren’t social media sites and the internet. Twitter was really the catalyst for his devolution into a social pariah and meme. If it was 1989 Sheen would still be huge. Cable news wasn’t keeping us informed 24/7, Network TV was it for most of America, and I believe people still used something called a landline telephone to talk, whatever that is. So needless today, Sheen wouldn’t have driven himself into oblivion. I don’t always rant about celebrities, but when I do, they deserve it. Also I use internet memes.
It’s a satire…